Tuesday, June 3, 2008

terms of use

To Whom It May Concern,

A couple of days after I went through the painstaking process of developing my blog and writing my first post, I signed on to try my hand at another.

The page loaded, but instead of my homepage complete with photo and profile information, I found myself face to face with a banner that read:

"THIS BLOG IS LOCKED BECAUSE OF VIOLATION OF TERMS OF USE.

This blog is being reviewed because of possible violation of terms of use by the author. It is unavailable at this time. It is possible that this blog is a spam blog."






I wrote one post.
I displayed only my profile picture.
And as far as I'm concerned, it's not racy.

AND, I don't even know what the terms of use are.



My conclusion?

blogspot.com either thinks I'm a possible blog offender

or,

a robot.


Neither.



I AM, however, a tad rebellious, and a little bit hard-headed.
I wear my heart on my sleeve.
I love my family, and a good, cold rain.
I relish reading and writing, of all sorts.
I'd do anything to get my hands on a ticket to Italy. And stay for three months.
I'm not a vegetarian, but I always get a veggie pita.
I'll be honest with you; I love Ronald Weasley.
Give me a sunny afternoon with sidewalk chalk, a swing, and good company.
I'm a nerd.


AND, I'm here to stay.
In yo' face, terms of use!


Sincerely,

-L.





3 comments:

ec said...

this is heaven.

i am going to comment on every post and be your number 1 stalker. capisci?

lauren said...

Is that really how you spell "capischi"?
Strange.

And, yes.
I'd be delighted if you did.

But only if you teach me how to post photos.
After all, you are my blogging...jedi? Guru?

Jonathan said...

Racy profile pic? Definitely yes!